The Painting That Blew Me Away

The Painting That Blew Me Away
This Picture Just Does Not Give You the True Beauty of the Colors in the Poppy Flower--It Was Beautiful, Yet, Deadly Looking, at the Same Time. I Bought the Painting from the Young Artist.

Happy to be Back and Going to the Field

Camels all the way to the horizon, the Kuchi people, donkeys and Kuchi dogs all travel together peacefully. Maybe there's something to learn here.

Stu and Mobeen Teaching Community Policing.

Stu Teaches--Fouad Translates

Saturday, June 26, 2010

Just A Quick Note

I'm not going to write much this time because I am working on my last blog post. It is going to say some things that would probably get me kicked out of here if I said them too far out from my "get the fuck out of here" date. I have had almost seven months to try and figure out what the hell is going on over here, and I think I have a decent handle on it. I will say some good things and I will say some things that will, no doubt, piss a lot of people off. I'm talking about the people who are supposed to be running this nightmare. So, I think those of you who know me well get the drift of what this is going to be like.

Anyway, today I was fortunate enough to participate in the celebration of "World Drug Day" at the Herat Fine Arts High School. My group, the UN Office on Drugs and Crime, was the sponsor and it was a wonderful experience. I was one of the guest speakers and was able to talk to the young students and their families about our program training the Afghan Border Police. First, and, I think, most importantly, this is a coed school, a rarity in this conservative Muslim part of Afghanistan. These young artists showed their stuff and I mean to tell you, some of the paintings were beautiful, and devastating, at the same time. The painting of the blooming poppy flower that is on this page just took my breath away. I am hoping to buy it from the young artist and give him enough money to help him continue to develop his obvious talent. I picked his painting to finish first in the competition, but he came in second. What was wonderful, though, was that the first-place winner was a young woman. This, of course, would have been unheard of during the Taliban years and, in fact, this school would not have even existed, especially since it is coed.

So, I'm down to 25 days and a wake-up and looking forward to getting home, getting on my pony and heading up into our beautiful Oregon mountains with my wife and the doggies. It was 111, today, and I mean, man...I don't care how "dry" it is, that is just God-awful friggin' hot. I have been teaching "Crime Scene Investigation" to the new class of NCOs and they really seemed to like it. I think they understand now why you can't have ten guys all walking through crime scene and why you shouldn't just throw the evidence in a heap in the back of a truck. My good friends Daud and Asef from the Kabul office are coming in tomorrow and it will be great to see them. I don't miss Kabul, but I miss the people I worked with every day for the first four months. Enjoy the pictures.

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

BACK IN AFGHANISTAN

I'm back in Afghanistan after spending a wonderful 22 days in Oregon with Mona, the doggies, horsies and kitties. We entertained many of our friends and I was able to enjoy one of my favorite things, which is to cook for people who are important to me. There were our horse buddies, my good Vietnam bud Jim and his wonderful wife, Kerry (who have often looked in on Mona and the critters while I have been gone--as have the horsey pals), old family friends, Byron and Louise. Then we had dinner out with Florian and Donna and they also came over for spaghetti. They, too, have been watchful over my wife and I appreciate all of this wonderful friendship from all of our friends. And we had dinner with my good friend, and also a fellow Vietnam veteran, Anne Philiben, who I worked with for more than four years assisting our Central Oregon veterans who are homeless, disabled and disadvantaged. I went to the Monday luncheon of the Bend Band of Brothers, a group of more than 200 veterans from all wars and times of peace. And I had breakfast with my brother and fellow Vietnam veteran, Gil Zaccaro, who finally retired after many years in the Navy and law enforcement. He looks great with his new "longer" hairstyle.

At the Bend Band of Brothers lunch, I was with Anne, my friends Bill Bussey, Bob Maxwell--Oregon's only living Medal of Honor winner--Dick Tobiason, Jake's Diner owner Lyle Hicks, who provides the space and food, and all of my other veteran brothers and sisters who were there. I was greatly moved by those who welcomed me home from my second war, something which did not happen for most of us who served in Vietnam. I was saddened shortly after I return to Afghanistan to learn that my friend and fellow BBoB member, Bill Bussey, passed away suddenly and unexpectedly. Bill was the driving force behind the BBoB and cared as much for his fellow veterans as anyone I have met in my 32 years of doing veterans' advocacy as a lawyer and service officer for Vietnam Veterans of America. He was a huge supporter of our outreach program and personally saw that the families of every soldier from Oregon who has died in Iraq and Afghanistan received a memento and solace from the BBoB. He particularly ensured that Central Oregonians paid due respect to those young men and women from our communities who gave their all.

We went to Florida for six great days with all of my friends and fellow Vietnam veterans in the National EOD Association and the Vietnam EOD Veterans Association. Joe, Dave, Doug R, Doug T, Boyd, Bud and crazy Roger—buy a damn computer, you tightwad—and all the others, I love all you guys. The hotel was fantastic, on the ocean; the weather, however, was too cool for either ocean or pool swimming. We attended the somber events at the EOD Training Center at Eglin Air Force Base where we, sadly, added the names to our memorial of sixteen young men and women. These soldiers gave their lives in Iraq and Afghanistan in 2009 - 2010 performing EOD functions that saved the lives of their fellow soldiers and the civilian population which has been so devastated in both countries by IEDS, roadside bombs, car bombs, suicide bombers and all of the landmines and ordnance lying around every place.

That night, we attended a formal dinner with some 1300 EOD men and women and their families. It was one of those few chances when we get to wear our medals and share an evening with those we served with and those who came before and after us. After the dinner, we went to a local bar where EOD people go and partied with about 400 loud, happy EOD people from all the branches of the service. Someone commented that we may be the only field in the joint services who train together, go to war together, party together and no one gets into it. Unfortunately, the trip home was "the trip from hell," with long delays in the airports and lost luggage. It took us longer to get from Pensacola, Florida, than it takes me to get from the Oregon desert to Afghanistan.

On the way back, I stopped in Dubai and spent a nice night at the Traders Hotel, part of the Shangri La chain. Fantastic room, great room service food and a bath with a Jacuzzi. Man, I gotta get a gig in Dubai when I'm done here. Just kidding. Got back to Kabul and immediately packed all my gear, put most of it in storage and headed back to Herat, where Tony and I are now permanently stationed, along with our interpreter, Fahim. Compared to Kabul, particularly after the two attacks, there, last week, and the attack on the Kandahar base, this is like a vacation spot. Don't get me wrong...it's still as dangerous, here, as anyplace else, just less obvious and active, at this time. We pay more attention and never take chances. I got to teach the first half of my Community Policing class to the officers at the ABP base and I think they received it well, foreign as some of the concepts, no doubt, were to some of them. We are trying to convey the idea that they cannot get the people to trust them if they stay in their offices and let the regular patrol officers and NCOs do all the work. One captain said that he knows that when he goes to the villages, the people do not trust him, like they do some of his enlisted men, because they don't know him. I said, "So, there's the reason why we're teaching this class and why you need to be out with your men." I hope he and the other officers, at least those who truly care about their country's future, take the lesson we taught them and put them to good use.

Today is Friday, May 21, here, at about 11:30PM. Yesterday, Tony, me and Fahim, went on a fact-finding mission back to the Kohsan District, where Victor and I went on the humanitarian mission last month. We met, again, with Mr. Ahmad, the District Administrator, several of the village elders, the district counter-narcotics chief and the head of the provincial water and power department. Wahid, from Alternative Livelihood, had put this together, just as he did the previous HA mission. We talked about the huge problems facing the people of Kohsan, largely around issues that related to water--water for the farmers, the bad shape some of the irrigation canals are in, and the need for a dam on the nearby river. We already knew that farmers all along the border with Iran in the northwest were in very bad shape due to the lack of rain this year and the low snow pack this winter.

The District Administrator told us that farmers are leaving their ancestral homes because they cannot take care of their families. The young men are leaving, some turning to crime, because there are no jobs for them. In fact, he told us that, "Bad people are coming from across the border and telling them that there will be no jobs for them and are offering them money to turn to crime." No doubt, much of this criminal activity is related to smuggling drugs, precursor chemicals and other forms of contraband. In many areas along the border, the farmers use an ancient irrigation system called "Karez." It is an ancient underground irrigation system and somewhat of an engineering marvel. They are prevalent in areas such as along the Iranian border in the northwest where the rivers do not flow year-round and there is usually a good water supply from runoff in the mountains after the winter snow. In the area we are concerned about, parts of the Karez system are in disrepair and cannot get the water to the low-lying desert farmlands.

Our local Alternative Livelihoods office made a proposal to have a technical survey done and it was approved by the procurement people in Kabul and a contractor was selected. The cost: $12,000. In the end, the survey did not happen because the Alternative Livelihood people in Kabul said they did not have $12,000 that could be spared for this matter. You have to be kidding me!! Dyncorp gets paid billions to do nothing except sit on their fat asses in their compounds, and we can't find $12,000 to help these farmers, many of whom are starving because of their inability to grow the crops they need to sustain themselves and their families. And our headquarters in Vienna forces us, and all of the UNODC projects in Afghanistan, to give them part of our budgets, money provided by donor countries to help the people of Afghanistan, because they are too lazy and self-important to go look for their own sources of funding. The State Department is going to build a consulate in Herat--for no other reason other than to spy on Iran--to the tune of $100,000,000. I haven't seen long queues of Afghanistan citizens lining up for visas to the United States. But we can’t find a lousy $12,000 to do this survey of the Karez. There is, as they say, something wrong with this picture.

Today is May 25 and Tony returned to Kabul. Tomorrow, Fahim and I will go to the ABP base and I will teach the second part of the Community Policing class. I found out, today, that I have to go back to Kabul on June 6 so I can take a three days class on—get this—how to stay safe. This is being taught by the UN Department of Safety and Security and I am trying to figure out what the hell they can possibly talk about for three days. I got the hostage “survival” material by email today and almost laughed out loud. I am supposed to surrender, not put up a fight and try to—I swear I’m not making this up—find out what I have in common with my captors, assuming they are able to keep me captive. I am positive they will all speak English and that we all like heavy metal. Speaking of which—on the same day my friend, Bill Bussey died, Ronnie James Dio, the great heavy metal vocalist, also passed away. He replaced Ozzy in Black Sabbath and their “Heaven and Hell” album is, maybe, the best metal album ever made. Last year, to celebrate the album’s 30th anniversary, Sabbath toured with Dio and called themselves, “Heaven and Hell.” Their one album is amazing and the songs, “Double the Pain” and “Eating the Cannibals” are just plain killer. Am I right, Florian? Dio was also the singer for Ritchie Blackmore’s, “Rainbow,” and he made a number of great solo albums. I will miss new music from this great singer.
Guess that’s enough for now. Hope everyone is having the kind of weather we are—hot and dry days, cool and dry nights. Perfectly blue skies. Later.

Saturday, April 10, 2010

COMMUNITY POLICING, LOTS OF CAMELS AND HUMANITARIAN ASSISTANCE

I have just returned to Kabul from an eight-day mission in Herat and am preparing to go on leave on Tuesday, April 13. I am happy to be going home to my wonderful place in the Oregon high desert and to be with my wife, the doggies, ponies and kitties. I will be bringing four small carpets for our new wood laminate floors and I can't wait to see how they look. The biggest is 4x6 and the others are all about 3 x 5. Tony helped me pick two of them and explained what made them exceptional, which is the way they are woven and the tightness and size of the weave. Also, when the design is varied and not repetitious this makes them more valuable because it shows that they would have taken a longer time to make. One was made by a weaver from Baluchistan (a province in Iran), one is from Iran (a true Persian) and two are native Afghan.

This past mission to Herat was really good. Tony is home on leave, so Victor and I were together, along with our interpreters, Mobeen and Fahim, and we taught some good classes to the Afghan Border Police NCO Academy cadets and helped plan and lead a humanitarian assistance mission to the Kohsan District Center, a large village about twenty kilometers from Islam Qala and the Iranian border. The Kohsan District actually has about seventy-five kilometers of border shared with Iran, so growing poppy, processing opium and smuggling has historically been a problem in Kohsan. Thanks to employment projects funded by the UN Office of Drugs and Crime Alternative Livelihoods program, and other UN agencies, poppy is now almost non-existent in Kohsan.

These projects include planting saplings which will grow into trees large enough to act as a wind-break from the fierce winds that blow in from the north, across the desert, and last about four months virtually sandblasting anything that gets in its path. So far, 40,000 trees have been planted with another 35,000 to be planted this year. Another project involves 200 men clearing sand and other debris from the irrigation canals. This has allowed better water flow and more water getting to the farmers' fields. A third project is getting former poppy growers to grown saffron which, as you know, sells for a good money. Last year, they grew 18 tons and this year hope to harvest 40 tons.

On the way to Kohsan on the second day of the mission, I was able to see a sight that was simply amazing, beautiful and has been occurring for thousands of years. I witnessed the annual migration of Kuchi herdsmen and their families from Herat Province to Farah Province, where the grazing is better during the summer months. They were in an orderly and extremely long column which included, I'm guessing, hundreds of camels, their herds of sheep and goats and their families. The women and children were dressed in beautiful native clothing and many of them were wearing handcrafted jewelry of gold and precious stones. It was just an unbelievable sight and, as you can see, I took some equally unbelievable pictures. The pet turkey riding on the camel was one of the funniest things I have ever seen but, in the context of Afghanistan and the Kuchi, seemed quite natural. The camels move in a graceful lope and made a lot of noise. When I took a picture of one of the herders, he wanted me to get it out of the camera so he could have a copy. Fahim explained the problem with this in a digital camera, so he settled for a bottle of spring water and was quite happy.

On Sunday, April 4, I taught a class in "Community Policing" to forty-six cadets in the ABP NCO Academy. How weird is that for an ex-public defender and capital defense investigator? It was a subject they had never heard of, let alone being asked to put this theory into practice in their patrols in the communities they serve. My translator, Mobeen, had translated the main points of my PowerPoint presentation into Dari, the language spoken by the cadets, which added to the ability of the cadets to retain what they learned. One of the points I made included the biblical proverb from Matthew, "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you." I had this phrase translated into Dari and gave a copy to each cadet. I then quoted, first from the Quran, a phrase that says, “O you who have believed, be persistently standing firm in justice,” which has been interpreted to mean that “there should be justice and equity when dealing with people.” Then, I was able to follow this up with a quote from the Prophet, Muhammad, which is in the Sunnah, a book on the way of life prescribed as normative for Muslims on the basis of his teachings and interpretations of the Quran: "A man should do for the people what he likes them to do for him."

My interpreter told me after the class that the students were very impressed with the fact that I had taken the time to look for something from their culture that they would understand and accept. Most importantly, I talked with the cadets about Article 4 of the Afghanistan Constitution which states that all people in Afghanistan are equal--men, women, all tribes, all religions and all ethnic groups. I am hoping this struck a chord with most of them, especially since we have two women NCO cadets in the class (they wear their ABP uniforms under their birkas and their faces are exposed). The cadets went with us on the humanitarian assistance mission so that they could see what happens when you provide people with needed assistance, in this case, supplies of wheat, dried peas, rice, beans and cooking oil. I know it doesn’t sound that nutritious, but these men and boys who work on the Kohsan projects were grateful. Many of them carried off the large bags on their backs, in their wheelbarrows and the backs of their little donkeys. There was a mother donkey with her new colt. The pictures I got took awhile because the colt was very shy and kept hiding under his mom. You can see the wait was worth it.

I attended a meeting in the District Administrator's office, along with Fahim and Waheed Fayeed, the UNODC Alternatives Livelihood coordinator for Herat Province. The District Director for the Ministry of Narcotics was there, along with representatives from the local ABP post, the Afghan National Police and the Afghan Customs Police from Islam Qala, as well as several of the village elders. The discussion centered entirely on the needs of the citizens of the Kohsan District and providing services and jobs that would stop them from returning to growing poppy and being involved in the narcotics trade. I made the point that J55 was training the ABP NCO cadets in areas that would be useful to the people of Kohsan and that they had recently been taught “Community Policing” and how important that was for helping the people find ways to resolve various problems in the community, including criminal activity related to drugs. I said that this was why the 46 cadets had come on Monday so that they could see, first hand, what helping people with simple items like flour, dried peas and cooking oil could accomplish. I thanked the District Administrator for the opportunity to meet with him and the others in the room and the joining with them and the other UN organizations involved in participating in the HA mission.

The District Administrator thanked our organization for coming back to Kohsan to help the people. Waheed briefed the participants on projects being done with Alternative Livelihoods' assistance and said that UNODC would continue to assist the people of Kohsan. The District Administrator stated that he and his people will continue to need international assistance so that his people would not go back to growing poppy. He said that it was very important to “get young people to learn how to farm other crops and to teach them not to use drugs and about addiction.” He wants all of us in the UN to “talk to the people; ask them to tell you about their problems, the corruption they know about and to tell you what they need.” The District Administrator told me that “Kohsan has 75 kilometers of border with Iran” and that “we will cooperate with the ABP and UNODC to solve the problems on the border.”

The District Director of the Ministry of Counter Narcotics said it is a very tough job to stop drugs. He said that they continue to need international support to continue having projects so that people won’t grow poppy and that the Afghan government is giving them “a lot of pressure” to come up with options. He said that jobs are a major issue and that approximately 200 people have left Kohsan and gone to Ghor, Badghis and Farah Provinces to process opium for money. He said that jobs for young people were a particularly important issue because the young people “are going to Farah because they can be paid to work for poppy growers.” He stated that they need more justice, more courts and more ways to fight the smugglers. He noted that they had harvested 18 tons of saffron last year in Kohsan and hope to harvest 45 tons this year. He said that, “These programs must be continued and expanded.” The representative of the Customs Police in Islam Qala said that “we need teamwork to fight all these issues. We all need to work together to stop the growing, the smuggling and the corruption.” It was a good meeting.

This mission made me feel that what we--UNODC--are doing here is the right thing to do. I can't say for sure that anything the military is doing is right and I have my doubts that it is. The recent decision not to be involved in eradication really pissed me off and I cannot fathom the logic, if that is what it is, of General McChrystal and the other military and government leaders who made this decision. It is quite insane, as far as I am concerned. We are not going to eradicate poppy because it would put the poor farmers out of business and they might join the Taleban, or other Anti-Coalition Militias. Oh...boo hoo. By allowing the production of opium to continue, for whatever fucked up reasoning of the military and the morons at the US State Department, they are helping the enemy earn money they use to kill ISAF soldiers. More importantly, this refusal to enforce the laws of Afghanistan--growing poppy is outlawed in their constitution--but it allows the continuation of rampant corruption and criminal activity in the Afghan government, at all levels. This is apparently a cost-benefit matter that the US and coalition governments are willing to accept at the cost of American lives. I am not and neither should you.

It is just that fucking simple. It is immoral, unethical and against every principle I believe in as a former combat soldier who saw this same crap happen in Vietnam. We all know what happened because of explicit U.S. government involvement in drug trafficking in Laos during that war. Thousands of Vietnam soldiers became addicted to heroin. If you talk to any young Afghan involved in the counter-narcotics business, like the ones I work with and those who participated in this humanitarian mission, they will tell you we need to burn this shit to the ground. All of it and right now. They say that the farmers will not become insurgents because they are simply incapable of functioning in that capacity. We can pay them, we can offer them alternative crops. But we cannot support the continued production of drugs that are killing tens-of-thousands of people worldwide. I don't mean to get on a rant, but that's my two cents. Oh, wait, I did mean to rant.

Talk to everyone when I get back on May 7 and I’ll see some of you at the EOD convention.

Saturday, March 27, 2010

BACK IN KABUL, REALLY HATING IT AND GETTING

I'm back in Kabul after two great weeks in Herat. If you had trouble with the video on my blog, go to my Facebook page and view what's there. YouTube took down the first one because they say I infringed on the Rolling Stones' copyright shit on the "Gimme Shelter" title and use of their music. Well...here's what I have to say to YouTube: "Eat me, daddy, eight to the bar." Figure that one out. Right now, I can't view my own videos after I put them online, or even videos on sites like CNN. I have uninstalled and reinstalled Flash, Shockwave and Java. I have run my virus scan, Spy Bot and Microtrend Housecall, all of which found no infections. Anyone with any suggestions that work will be put in my will.

Anyway...Kabul still sucks. Bad traffic, bad air and just bad juju, all around. Not only that, but they just told those of us who live at the UNOCHA compound that we have to move back downtown to the Park Palace Hotel, which has now been deemed safe by the UN Department of Security Services. Except for their Close Protection Teams (some of the coolest, most professional guys I've met over here), DSS is a bunch of fucking idiots. They have no clue about the true security situation here, or anywhere, for that matter. We cannot figure out what they base their security decisions on and they are totally secretive about how they do things. But, get this...they are so "secure" that their own web site got hacked last week. Ha, ha, ha. You couldn't make this shit up, if you tried. Yeah, and here's why we have to move.

I've said before that we live way the hell out Jalalabad Road, known as "bomb alley." That's because the local bad guys keep trying to bomb ISAF/NATO convoys when they pull out, or go into, their bases located on Jalalabad Road. We live past these bases, so we have to go by them twice a day, which is, in fact, exposing us to possible incidents. When they told us we had to move out there, I specifically asked, "Uh, isn't kind of fucked up since we have to pass by the main bombing areas twice a day?" "Yeah, but it is all we can do right now because there a lack of housing in town." Which was not exactly accurate, but that's another story. So, now, they have decided that the "Line of Death" (I made that up) begins just east of Camp Phoenix, the area where most of the bombings occur and we are east of that. Hence, now we have to cross the "Line of Death" twice a day and, all of a sudden, the route is unsafe. As I have said many, many times, you could not make this kind of shit up if you tried.

Here's an example of incomprehensible "security" analysis. When we got to Herat on March 11, we went to the local DSS office for our mandatory security briefing. After a lot of "blah, blah, blah" and "yadda, yadda, yadda," this is what we were told: "The number of security incidents is down." Followed by: " But the area is a security problem." Huh? So, I asked, "Well, what kind of things have happened?" "A young girl, the daughter of a rich guy, was kidnapped." "So, what happened." "The kidnappers were eating and she jumped out a window and escaped." Again...huh?
I check the news sites all over Afghanistan--like Afghanistan Outlook, Afghan News Today, al Jazeera English--and here's the only incident in Herat I could find in the recent past before we arrived. Two bad guys trying to set up an IED managed to blow themselves up. From our perspective, that's a good thing. Then we were told that Herat city was so bad, we could not go to any restaurants or hotels. Yet, the nationals go to these places for lunch every day. We gave up trying to understand how DSS arrives at their conclusions because it was hurting our brains, kind of like that Monty Python routine where Michael Palin is a Gumby and tells John Cleese--the brain surgeon--"My brain hurts," while Cleese is yelling for the nurse. As we like to say, "What the hell, it's Afghanistan, for crying out loud."

It’s Saturday night. Had dinner with a group of friends at the UNICA compound where I first lived. It was great and I did all the cooking, something which those who know me well know that I love. Made marinated chicken (teriyaki, white wine, garlic, fresh pepper) and flank steak; fanned, roasted potatoes with rosemary; a vegetable medley of fresh carrots, peas and green beans. Made garlic bread with these great, fresh Afghan rolls with a little Danish unsalted butter, a drizzle of olive oil, rosemary and grated, dry French cheese. A good time was had by all, even when all the gunfire started in the distance. Still don’t know what that was, maybe a wedding.
I finally got my videos to play on my Facebook page. Turns out there was Flash update that you can’t find unless you go through some weird shit in a file called WOW64. Founbd it on a tech site.Follow the link above and it will take you there.

I’m happy because I am returning to Herat on April with my Afghan friend, Daud, who is our National Project Coordinator, and our interpreter, Mobeen. I will be there until the 11th and then return to Kabul to get ready to come home on leave to my wonderful wife, the ponies, the doggies and the kitties...even fat, stinky Stonewall. Mona has practically redone the entire house and I can’t wait to see it. I have picked up three very cool small rugs for the new wood laminate floors. Two Baloche and one Persian. I paid $50 for a Persian rug that is about 3x5 and it would probably sell for $400 in the States. Can’t wait to see how they look.

Victor, my Ukrainian pal, and I will be teaching together at the Afghan Border Police NCO Academy. One of us will teach in the morning, the other in the afternoon. I am going to teach—get this “Community Policing.” If you had told me when I was doing the defense capital investigations that I would be teaching Community Policing, or Crime Scene Investigations, to cops of any country, let alone in Afghanistan, I would have thought you were smoking the dope they make over here. I have had to teach myself about this topic in order to teach others and it has been very instructive. I actually realized that this is the future of serious police work. If the community trusts you, they will tell you where the bad guys and when the dope is coming through. Too much.

Guess that’s enough for this week. Pretty tired tonight and sitting back to watch Animal Planet. Hope everyone is well and that I get to see a bunch of you in about three weeks.

Saturday, March 20, 2010

A GREAT TWO WEEKS IN HERAT, THE DESERT, THE IRANIAN BORDER, THE TV FILM CREW AND LOTS OF GUYS WITH GUNS

It is Saturday, March 20. I have been here for ten days and will head back to Kabul on the 22nd. I would rather be here, but we have to do what we have to do. They are moving us in Kabul, yet again, to new housing. This is the seventh move for me in fourteen weeks and I hope it will finally be the last. We are moving from the UNOCHA compound on Jalalabad Road (aka, "Bomb Alley") to the Park Palace Hotel, which has just been approved as secure by the UN Department of Security Services. We are hoping that means they have Gurkha security. We are pretty happy about this turn of events because it is only two blocks from our office. No more getting up at 5AM so we can leave UNOCHA before six and miss "prime bombing hours." We are also hoping that our big boss, Jean-Luc, will give us the okay to be in Herat permanently, which is actually what was supposed to happen when I got here.

I almost don't know where to begin about this trip to Herat. We spent four days running across the desert and up and down the Iranian border with the Afghan Border Police. Thursday and Friday, we were joined by a Channel 4 London (connected to BBC 2) film crew who followed us and our ABP security team to several remote border posts. They are making a documentary about the situation on the border, the ABP and the whole issue about the drug trade going across the border into Iran. They spent a lot of time interviewing Tony and the men of the ABP, as well as Kuchi tribal leaders who met us at one of the posts ands talked about the problems in their villages and for their people.

Their top concerns were water, electric power and schools for their children. Tony talked with the UNODC Alternative Livelihood and World Food Program people back at our base in Herat and they will be taking humanitarian assistance to one village at the end of the month, and the other village we visited on Tuesday, the first week of April. This will be good for our program and the ABP because it will show that we follow through when we say we will help them. We are also hoping to figure out a way to bring them medical care, which was also a major issue. Many of their children appeared to have respiratory problems and several seemed to have some kind of palsy. The Kuchi raise goats and sheep and they live a harsh existence, particularly in the winter. They told us that they had people die this past winter because of deep snow, extreme cold and no ability to get out of their villages to a safer environment, or for help to get to them.

Yesterday, Victor (a retired Ukranian police colonel and former Russian airborne soldier) and I and our interpreter, Fahim, spent about four hours in a bivouac at the base of a small, steep hill where a border post was located on top. There was only room for three vehicles at the end of the very steep road going up there, so Tony, the film crew and one truck of security went up and did interviews and a lot of filming. The rest of the ABP crew and us had the area around the base secured and they sent men out across the nearby desert to take up positions on higher ground. It was very cool.

I ended up being invited for tea and lunch, first by the company commander and, then, about an hour later, by the brigade executive officer, Col. Hammadullah, whom Tony has known for a long time. It was very nice to sit under a home-made tent draped from the colonel's truck to the top of a small hill that was adjacent. They had put a blanket on the ground and it was good to get out of the heat of the day. We had strong black tea, rice, fresh baked (at the ABP post) bread and boiled beef. I added plastic toothpick/flossers to the mix, which went over really well. It was nice to be asked to join the mission command for lunch, which also included the 2nd battalion (kandak) commander, platoon leaders and the first sergeant. Col. Hammadullah is quite the figure and I have included a picture of him with this post. He is great at exhorting his men to defend their country and telling them that their task is daunting and dangerous, something which I think the rank-and-file officers know, anyway.

The young men who accompanied us as security--there were between 12-14 trucks, 6-8 men per truck--were from the brigade Quick Reaction Force and they seemed committed to their job. Each truck had an RPK machine gun, each man had either a version of an AK-47 (the Hungarian AMD 65), or an AK with a Russian grenade launcher and some also carried handguns. There is nothing like flying across the desert at 70-80 kilometers-per-hour-with lots of guys with guns. Victor and I spent quite a bit of time during the bivouac talking with six or eight of them about just stuff--what did my tattoos mean; where did my cargo pants come from; why did I have three knives; what was my Gerber tool for? I showed them my very small MP3 player and a couple of them ended up listening to Black Sabbath at very high volume. One guy was smiling and started dancing in place to the music. Holy crap...heavy metal comes to the Afghanistan high desert.

One of the best parts of the day was when got to do some shooting. Victor and I had CZ 58s (the Czech AK) which performed flawlessly. The ABP set up a line of rocks about 70 meters out and Victor turned out to be "Dead-Eye Dick," much to the glee of the ABP. He just shot the shit out of every rock, which most of them missed. He got a standing ovation. When I told Tony, he commented, "So, they saw what you can do if you use the sights?" It seems that the ABP has a hard time learning to use their weapons correctly and not on full-auto all the time. Then we got to shoot a couple of Smith & Wesson Sigma 9mm pistols. Victor's worked really well; mine jammed every 3-4 bullets. Probably a weak spring, Tony thought, or maybe a bad clip. They fired their RPK machine guns, but it was a little disconcerting that all three of them kept jamming. Kind of made Victor and me wonder what they hell would happen if we got into a gun battle.

During this trip we got to see the results of two drug busts. One was 12 kilograms of both brown (not fully processed) heroin in chunks, and pure white heroin, called "crystal." The second day, the bust netted 13 kilograms. Today we learned that they made a huge bust of about 280 kilograms south of here in Farah Province. We also heard that one of the posts north of us on the border with Turkmenistan was overrun by bad guys and that the post commander was killed. This is in Badghis Province, which has recently seen a huge increase in anti-coalition forces. ISAF/NATO and the Afghan National Army are mounting an air assault into the area in the next few days to retake the post. There was also a bust in Herat that was about 400 kilograms, but before the ABP could get there with backup, the bad guys apparently bought off the ABP officers involved, got their dope back and the perps were released. There may have been involvement by high-ranking officers, as well, and it looks like the National Directorate of Security (NDS--like their CIA) is investigating. We hope so, anyway. The problem with the endemic corruption in Afghanistan is that it is even found in the ABP, I am sad to report. It's just the way it is and you accept it, hoping that the work you do will help the young, upcoming officers and NCOs want to do something different and help their country change for the better.

Two days before we first headed out into the desert, an ABP crew on patrol was hit by an IED. It was lucky that no one was killed. There were some slight casualties and the vehicle was apparently destroyed. They had no backup, which is a little hard to fathom, so it's a good thing that no one needed immediate trauma care, med-evac, or that there wasn't also an armed contingent that started shooting at them. It is unclear at this time if it was Taleban or drug guys, or someone with a grudge because someone in the ABP didn't pay them enough on a drug deal, or some other criminal activity.

Anyway, while we were on our way to the last border post on Friday, they took us to the IED site. I was able to examine the crater and we found what looked like shrapnel from an anti-tank mine and a 120mm mortar round--a "boosted" IED. Later in the day, while Victor and I were in the bivouac and Tony was up on the hill with the film crew, they brought me the initiation device. It was a very slick remote-controlled device tied to a 6-volt battery and using an electric blasting cap. The receiver for the remote was a simple black wire that had been stripped of its insulation for the last six inches, or so. The remote, itself, is contained in what appears to be a yellow plastic pill box, about six inches long, two inches wide and an inch high, that was epoxied together. When we go back to the brigade HQ on Monday, they are going to let me pry it apart to see exactly how it was made. I am assuming that the transmitter was something like a remote-controlled car or electric doorbell hand-held device. More on this later. I have included a picture.

Well, that's about it for now. Tomorrow is the New Year, here, so it is an official UN holiday. It is kind of a weird day in Herat because, in the past, there have been riots between the Sunni and Shi'ite over different beliefs about...who knows? Tony said that when he came back from the Brigade HQ yesterday afternoon, he saw a klot of Afghan NAtionbal Army troops being brought into town. I guess they were just being cautious because of the past problems and we're hoping that it's just a nice day for all Afghans as they celebrate their new year. We are going to try and make it to the ISAF base--Camp Stone--for a good coffee, maybe some pizza, the PX and the post office to finally pick up the 100 batteries I had sent from the States for night-vision goggles we give to the ABP. Enjoy the pictures and the video.

Sunday, March 7, 2010

I FINALLY GET TO THE FIELD AND DO WHAT I WAS HIRED FOR

I finally made it out of the office in Kabul and into the field. Tony, Daud, Victor and I spent six days in Herat, a teeming city in the northwest about one-hundred kilometers east of the Iranian border. On day one, we met with General Milham, commander of the Zone 4 Afghan Border Police Brigade, and his command staff. It was an interesting meeting in that the General said—in front of his staff—that there were questions we were asking that he could not answer because there were people in the room he did not trust. In fact, the next day, as he, Tony and I walked along one of base’s roads, he had the two ABP officers guarding us move far enough back so that they could not overhear the conversation. It is, indeed, unfortunate, that the backstabbing and corruption that is endemic to most institutions in Afghanistan exists in the ABP to the point that it interferes with operational and tactical matters. After we returned to Kabul, we heard that General Milham was being replaced. We don’t know why, yet, but it may well be because of the comments he made during our meeting.

On day two, we saddled up at 7:30 AM and headed back to the brigade HQ. We picked up security in the form of four light trucks, each with 4-6 men armed with AK-47s and RPK light machine guns. With two trucks in front of us, two behind, we headed west on the road to Islam Qala at a high rate of speed. This road, built by the Iranians, is one of the best roads in the whole country and we referred to it as “Interstate 5.” Just east of Islam Qala, we picked up two more trucks with armed ABP officers from the battalion HQ. As soon as they joined us, we headed south, and then west, out into the desert toward one of the remote border posts on the border with Iran. The run across the desert was fantastic, despite the fact that the roads, in many places, were nothing more than glorified goat trails. We had to cross dried up wadis and river beds with caution since these are the kinds of locations where the enemy likes to plant IEDs. It was similar to off-roading in the high desert of Oregon, except that there was no sagebrush, junipers or tumble weed. In fact, there was very little vegetation at all.

Iran actually built twenty-four border posts for the Afghan Border Police. As we learned, however, the construction at the four bases we visited that the Iranians built was shoddy and the cement for the walls and courtyards was of low quality. Walls had substantial cracking and the courtyards were essentially breaking up so that dirt was exposed in large areas. I am assuming, like many aspects of life over here, that the Iranians were ripped off by a corrupt contractor. Why should they be treated any differently than the UN, NATO, or anyone doing work over here?

Over the course of the day, we visited five border posts and the battalion HQ at Islam Qala. The conditions at the border posts were bleak, particularly at the one built by the ABP. Aside from cracking cement, food quality and quantity was poor, sanitation essentially non-existent, weapons and ammunition were in poor shape. Generators were either broken or not being used because of a lack of fuel. We learned that the battalion and brigade HQs are hoarding fuel that is meant for the border posts and, no doubt, some of it is being sold for personal enrichment. This is an issue we will have to bring to the attention of our superiors in the UN, ABP HQ in Kabul and the Ministry of Interior, who has ultimate control of the ABP.

The men we met at the border posts were committed to their job, despite the Spartan and often poor conditions they lived under. At each post, the men were lined up in formation, with their weapons ready for inspection. Tony and I both went down the line at each post and asked the men how their conditions were and whether they were being paid on time, and how much pay they were receiving. It was hard to tell if they were being truthful since their commanders and the brigade Quick Reaction Force commander were with us when we were asking questions. At the battalion HQ in Islam Qala, we got a full tour of the base and they made lunch for us—chicken, beef ribs, rice and vermicelli, cukes and cabbage and the wonderful bread that is made everywhere in Afghanistan. We didn’t actually eat much of the meat because you do not know where it came from, whether it was fresh and if it had been properly cooked. It is a recipe for “Montezuma’s Revenge” unless you’re careful.

After lunch, we headed north to one last border post, this one constructed by the ABP and built out of reinforced mud and brick. It was in as poor shape as the ones built by the Iranians, probably worse. The generator appeared to not have been used in a long time, since it had a thick layer of dirt inside the cover on the entire engine and the fuel tank was virtually empty. When I examined the tank, I could see foreign particles, probably dirt, floating in the fuel. It was hard to understand how the men manning this post continued to serve, given the poor conditions, lack of good food and lack of decent hygiene and sanitation facilities. Yet, there they were, and most happy to have us inspect them. We returned to the brigade HQ and then back to our compound in Herat.

On Thursday, despite the fact that it was holiday celebrating the birth and death of the prophet, Mohammed, we went back to the brigade HQ to check on equipment we had stored in two Conex containers. In addition, when we met with General Milham that day, Tony asked if there would be time for me to give a class on IEDs and Ordnance Identification to the advanced training being done for a group of young NCOs. The General was quite happy to have this done since the trainees had never received any instruction in an area that was clearly a matter of life and death for them when out in the desert. The Russians had left millions of mines all over the place and the locations were barely marked in most cases, or not at all. Anti-Coalition Militias and traffickers also planted IEDS, largely made from the millions-upon-millions of rounds of unexploded the Russians left behind and all the munitions we had given the Mujahidin during the war against the Russians.

The inspection of our Conex containers was enlightening, to say the least. A lot of our equipment and MREs were missing. We found that Army mentors who were stationed at the ABP base had stored mattresses and bed components in one of our containers, having been given permission to do that by a former consultant from our office who is now gone (thank God) and who did not have the authority to turn over our space to the Army. It is clear UN policy that we have as little involvement with the military as possible, since it makes us look like we are in league with them and their policies, an image we cannot afford to have. It turned out that the same consultant had taken hundreds of boxes of MREs that were destined for ABP trainees in Nimroz Province, and authorized their use for Afghan workers during the elections last fall. This was not only unauthorized, but was probably, in my opinion, a criminal act since our donors had provided the money to purchase the MREs solely for the use of the ABP. It was also obvious that a lot of tactical equipment that had been purchased for the ABP was also missing.

Friday, we worked in the office in Herat since it was the Sabbath. On Saturday I gave a four-hour on IEDs and Ordnance Identification class and the young ABP officers who attended were extremely attentive, took lots of notes and asked a lot of very good questions. During a break, one of the students asked if I would answer a personal question and I said, “Of course.” He wanted to know why I had come to Afghanistan. I told him that I came because I believed that I could help them make their country a better place and that I could teach them subjects that would save their lives. I said that it was ultimately up to them to determine the best form of governance for their country and not up to us, the military or people like the US ambassador and Secretary of State. I also told him that he and his classmates were the future of their country and that it was up to them to change the status quo of the old men running the country now. He was very happy with my answer. Then he asked me if I thought that the US military came with the same thought in mind. I had to think about that for a minute, since I know from experience that many US soldiers seem to loathe the Afghan people because of their perceived “backward” cultural mores. I said, “In my country, everyone in the military is a volunteer. If you join, today, you know that you will eventually be in Afghanistan or Iraq and that both places are dangerous.” I think he was satisfied with my answer.

After my class, we unloaded both Conex containers since what we did have in them was completely unorganized and it was impossible to tell what we actually had. The ABP gave us seven or eight officers to help us, although three of them were completely lazy about doing any real work until Tony told them in a very loud voice that he would report them and to give their names to our interpreter. That solved that problem. We discovered that not only were we missing a huge number of cases of MREs—perhaps--as many as 700--but we were also missing hundreds of pairs of Nike Special Forces desert boots, night vision equipment (which is supposed to be carefully controlled), sleeping bags, winter coats and much more. We also had to reorganize a large supply of humanitarian assistance items like school supplies for children, clothing, sugar, flour, cooking oil and flour. It took the rest of the team most of the day to get everything reorganized and I joined for the last two hours after my class ended.

You probably heard about the attack in Kabul last week. We were in Herat when it occurred. One of the guest houses that were leveled by a suicide bomber was about three blocks from our work compound. Like the attack on January 18, the media seemed to focus on the fact that the attack had occurred and this showed that Kabul was not secure and the Taleban could come and go as it pleased. There is some truth to this belief, but so what? This is an insurgent war...what do they think is going to happen? And why should this ever mean that NATO/ISAF, or even the UN, mission here should be reduced or that we should simply leave now and not wait until 2011, or later, if necessary? Like the January 18 attack, the real story, here, was that the Afghan National Security Forces saddled up, did their job and did it without any US or NATO assistance. They killed the bad guys who didn’t blow themselves up, secured the area and reopened the city four hours after the fighting ended.

I can only hope that our government does not sell out the Afghan people like we did the Vietnamese, yet, that appears the way things are going. All of us are still trying to figure out why they announced, live on CNN and the BBC, that they were mounting the operation in Helmand at Marjah. They claim it was so the civilians who wanted to could leave the area ahead of the fighting. Guess what? Almost no one left. This seems to be complete bullshit and that the real reason was so that most of the Taleban would leave and ISAF/NATO could claim victory when the new civilian government was set up in Marjah. Yeah, most of the Taleban did leave, but guess what? They moved to other provinces. Now all of Helmand, Kandahar, Oruzgan and Nimroz provinces are off limits to almost all of the UN, including us. So thanks to NATO/ISAF fucking up, we cannot go to Nimroz to train the ABP and this means that the bad guys will continue to move huge quantities of opium and heroin over the border into Iran—as much as 10,000 kilos a week during peak season, which will be occurring during the next few months. Now they’ve announced that the next big operation will begin soon in Kandahar. Why don’t they hire the fucking Goodyear blimp and advertise with lights at night? One of the Army guys mentoring the ABP at Herat told us that the western and southwestern border, where most of the dope leaves the country, has the lowest priority for ISAF/NATO. Just goes to prove that the US military, just like Vietnam, is being run by a pack of fucking morons who have no clue what they’re doing, or what is most important. Killing the Taleban is not more important than stopping the flow of drugs. I don’t mean to get on a rant, but that’s my two cents. Oh, wait...I did mean to get on a rant.

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

ANOTHER WEEK, ANOTHER MOVE...AND OTHER STUFF

It is January 29. This has been a good and productive week, although there have been a couple of negative events. On Tuesday, January 26, there was a suicide bombing near Camp Phoenix, one of the US bases on Jalalabad Road, which I have previously mentioned is also known as “Bomb Alley.” The bomber was aiming for a US convoy and either set his device off too early, wasn’t close enough, or the bomb didn’t contain enough explosives. Eight US soldiers and six civilians were wounded and, thank God, no one was killed. Three of the wounded civilians were interpreters for the military.

Yesterday, another US convoy was traveling in the same area and thought a car was a bomber and opened fire. They killed a local, and very popular, Imam, who was traveling with his two young sons and, apparently, picking up another son from a religious school. The kids were not hurt. As always happens when these events occur, there are conflicting stories. The first story by the military is that the Imam got his car too close to the convoy. Local people who saw what happened say the Imam was sitting on a side road, engine idling, waiting for his son to exit the religious school when the convoy opened fire with no warning. The National Police called it “an accident.” Whether it was a legitimate response to a perceived threat after taking proper actions before opening fire (hand signals first, then warning shots), or a complete fuckup, is yet to be seen. In either event, it caused a large and noisy demonstration because this was a popular young preacher with two wives and ten kids. I will be following the investigation of this event with interest. It is hard to win over the Afghan people when we continue to kill them in this fashion, unless it appeared to be a clear threat and the Imam ignored the hand signals and warning shots, assuming they were given.

My friend, Tony, whom I have mentioned several times in previous posts, is finally here. I picked him up Monday, the 25th, at the Kabul International Airport and it was just great to see him coming across the parking lot. He was not at the office five minutes and had already jumped back into the fray as if he had not been gone for almost six months. All of the Afghans in the office were as glad to see him as I was and believe that he can make some things happen for our program that have been getting put off for a lot of reasons I don’t understand and that make no sense. Of course, my on-again, off-again move to Herat and our eventual move to Zaranj are two of those things.

In the meantime, Tony has already given me several assignments that concern making our program better and will provide needed information for the countries who donate funding for our program and the various projects we are involved in. So, my work on the training modules is on hold right now as I begin the process of researching the issues for the first project, which is putting together a Border Liaison Office project. This will bring our police officers and their leaders into close working relationships with their counterparts across the border in Iran and Pakistan. This is not a new idea for the UN Office on Drugs and Crime, who provides assistance to similar projects in other parts of the world. It is now time for Afghanistan to implement a similar program and we have been given the task of making that happen.

I have been reading a ton of material that I was able to find on the web about this program as it has been instituted in other parts of the world, particularly on the borders of Vietnam, Laos, Cambodia, Thailand, China and even Myanmar. There is also a cross-border program being developed between Afghanistan and Turkmenistan, and then Tajikistan and Uzbekistan. Nearly 20% of the opiates leaving Afghanistan are trafficked into Central Asia and most of that goes through Tajikistan. Their Drug Control Agency (the DCA) has been very successful in interdicting narcotics and UNODC is hopeful that a meaningful and productive program can also be established along the Afghanistan border with these Central Asian countries.

It’s been a week since I last wrote and now it’s February 6. A lot has happened. First—and, of course—last week Tony and I got the word that we had to move again. This is my sixth move in two months. We moved to the UNOCHA compound. UNOCHA is the main UN humanitarian affairs organization and their compound is way the hell out Jalalabad Road, the place I talked about, above, where the bombing and the shooting of the Imam occurred. ISAF and many of the other NATO forces have their big combat bases on Jalalabad Road, so their convoys are regular targets. You have to make sure that your driver stays far back from a convoy, or even two or three military vehicles traveling together. If traffic is good, it’s a thirty minute ride to the office. If traffic is bad—which is pretty regularly—it can take an hour or more. One day it took Collie two hours to get here. So, by and large, it totally sucks.

Although our new quarters are pretty nice, there are some problems. We are living in pre-fab containers that are about 20-x-10. They are new and we each have our own bathroom, which actually has good water pressure. So, taking a shower doesn’t take forever and you can wash the soap out of your hair. We have no internet or TV cable, yet, and they say it will be taken care of in 3-4 days, but Tony says that, in Afghanistan, that could mean a month. It is called, “Afghanistan Time.” The furniture is also new, but the lacquer hasn’t quite cured and when the heat is on, the fumes are pretty bad. Then there’s the power outlet situation. The way the container is laid out, the main power outlet is behind the bed and about six feet away from the desk. The microwave is located on a shelf above the desk, so that’s not near the plug, either. And, today, the management told us that they would not have power strips—or freaking sheets for the bed—for 3-4 days. It’s weird…everything is 3-4 days. We are going to the PX at Camp Eggers later to get sheets, some small rugs for the floor and power strips so we can plug things in. We also have to provide our own drinking water, which we got free each day when we were living at UNICA and when I was at the UNODC compound, there are water dispensers on each floor. What a pain in the ass, but, after all, it is Afghanistan.

Twice this week, Tony and I have met with someone from the Nimroz area about their needs. It was very interesting that the top three issues were agriculture, training and jobs for women and education for their children. They also want to do something about the drugs going through their area, which is why he came to see us. There have apparently been some other agencies—military and civilian—who have come into this area in the past, made a lot of promises and then either not followed through or just left without doing anything. There is an engineer there from some company with a contract to help them bring water from the Helmand River to their farming areas for irrigation. Apparently, the company’s security people told the engineer it “wasn’t safe,” so, according to the man we met with, he never leaves his office and has done nothing. I’m not sure what we can do about the water situation, but it is something I intend to look into.

Today is February 8. We are still without internet, cable and the other items at our new living quarters. I called the development manager and asked about the internet and the cable and was told—on the fourth day of being here—that it would be another 3-4 days before we have these things. I guess Tony may be right and that, on “Afghanistan Time,” this might mean a month which will really piss me off. I did find out today that, at least, we do have laundry service that is part of our rent, although they forgot to issue us the laundry bags which our clothes “must be in.” It has snowed for the last three days, off and on, and rained some, as well. This is good for the farmers, but, man, these guys cannot drive in this stuff and they don’t use snow tires or chains. The last two mornings, we have seen a number of vehicles off the road, crashed into phone poles and flipped over on their roofs. Our drivers, thank God, are relatively skilled at driving, even at high speeds, in the snow, so that’s good.

Yesterday, we got into a big fight with the head driver over being picked up at 6:00AM, instead of at the normal 7:15 time. If you take the 7:15 ride, you have to stop at another facility and pick up people there and, then, you’re screwed by rush hour traffic. Plus, you are sitting in traffic on Jalalabad Road at a time when military convoys could be pulling out, or coming back in. There are also as many as six people in the rig, which also makes you a target, especially in a vehicle that is marked “UN.” The ride yesterday took an hour. So, this morning, even though the driver was supposed to be here at six, he arrived at 6:20. Still, even after we stopped to pick up Collie at Green Village, we were at the office in thirty minutes. Tony went to the head of the drivers, Fida, and made it clear that we were to be picked up at six. Fida said we would be picked up at six tomorrow. We will see.

One of the tasks that Tony has given me is to do a weekly news briefing on stories that relate to what we do, or the Afghan Border Police and other National Security Forces. Or stories that I find of interest. This week, apparently, the Taliban are in “blow up an animal mode.” You couldn’t make this one up if you tried. Two days ago, a suicide bomber on a motorcycle drove his bike into a crowd at a dog fight and killed three people and wounded nine. Unless he was a member of the Taliban branch of the Animal Liberation Front, I am unclear of the tactical significance of bombing a dog fight. I am hoping that the dogs got away in the confusion. Then, today, the Afghan National Police stopped another suicide bomber on his donkey—I swear—carrying 200 kilograms of explosives. I am grateful they were on the watch and that the donkey is doing okay, although he now apparently has PTSD.

Well, that’s it for the last two weeks and I want to get this up. Don’t forget to get flowers, or something nice, for your significant other for Valentine’s Day. For the EOD people on the blog list, I made my reservations for the convention and the Memorial Foundation ball and dance. Looking forward to seeing all of you there. Duffy—no excuses this time!! Be there…or else.